jasmine-blu:

New blog post on my updated skincare routine!

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kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

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thejogging:

Gucci Mane as “The Waterfall”, 2013

Photograph

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feraligaytor:

when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with

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thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

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shortlifelongart:

Genking

The Demon Fish Pokemon

Nobody knows where Genking come from, but they spawn in the pools and ponds of abandoned houses. They jab intruders with their red-hot horn, and the burn lingers for weeks. 

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

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