acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

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"My body literally aches at the thought of never seeing you again."(via the-psycho-cutie)

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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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