Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it
"That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of."
The Demon Fish Pokemon
Nobody knows where Genking come from, but they spawn in the pools and ponds of abandoned houses. They jab intruders with their red-hot horn, and the burn lingers for weeks.
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
(Source: johncest, via jizzman-callya)